My finishing move is stealing a laptop.

Photo by: Horazio Ramon for Pixabay.
  1. I burst through doors and run down a ramp in a blaze of fire and pyrotechnics.
  2. I walked up an unfair amount of steps through a sea of Confederate flags.
  3. I make my living threatening bodily harm on my most vicious opponents.
  4. My “most vicious opponent” is an 80-year-old woman.
  5. My finishing move is a leg drop.
  6. My finishing move is stealing a laptop.
  7. My entrance music is, “No Chance In Hell.”
  8. My entrance music is, “No Chance in Jail.”
  9. My signature tag line is, “You can’t see me.”
  10. My signature tag line is, “You can very easily identify me…


Your Aunt Carol really wants to fuck Michael B. Jordan, so she is NOT a racist!

Photo by MariaMichelle on Pixabay (Stock Images)

We totally get it. Your aunt Carol has had a very, very long year. She’s basically been forced by her co-workers, distant friends and internet dwellers to post on social media every time a major event happens in our country and she no longer knows what to do! It’s 2021 now and she’s sick of talking about race! That was so 8 months of 2020. Plus, although she has no black friends, your Aunt Carol really wants to sleep with Michael B. Jordan, so she is NOT a part of the problem! 10 months ago, her IG page was filled…


Normani in “Motivation” (Fair Use)

Help! Two seconds into watching Normani’s new music video “Motivation,” I got so excited that I attempted a death drop, which I cannot do but I saw on Pose once and tried to replicate, and I actually fell. I may have injured my spinal cord. I’m not sure yet.

Either way, it was SO worth it! Who needs a spine when you have EYES to stare at this magical music video which is entertaining AF while also challenging society’s ideals for beauty in black women?!

I am in complete awe of Normani and her immense talent, incredible drive and her…

Daisy Hobbs

Daisy Hobbs is a Broadway actress, comedian & writer. She is the creator and star of the musical web series, “OUTCAST”. UCB NY. BFA Carnegie Mellon University.

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