My finishing move is stealing a laptop.
- I burst through doors and run down a ramp in a blaze of fire and pyrotechnics.
- I walked up an unfair amount of steps through a sea of Confederate flags.
- I make my living threatening bodily harm on my most vicious opponents.
- My “most vicious opponent” is an 80-year-old woman.
- My finishing move is a leg drop.
- My finishing move is stealing a laptop.
- My entrance music is, “No Chance In Hell.”
- My entrance music is, “No Chance in Jail.”
- My signature tag line is, “You can’t see me.”
- My signature tag line is, “You can very easily identify me…
Your Aunt Carol really wants to fuck Michael B. Jordan, so she is NOT a racist!
We totally get it. Your aunt Carol has had a very, very long year. She’s basically been forced by her co-workers, distant friends and internet dwellers to post on social media every time a major event happens in our country and she no longer knows what to do! It’s 2021 now and she’s sick of talking about race! That was so 8 months of 2020. Plus, although she has no black friends, your Aunt Carol really wants to sleep with Michael B. Jordan, so she is NOT a part of the problem! 10 months ago, her IG page was filled…
Help! Two seconds into watching Normani’s new music video “Motivation,” I got so excited that I attempted a death drop, which I cannot do but I saw on Pose once and tried to replicate, and I actually fell. I may have injured my spinal cord. I’m not sure yet.
Either way, it was SO worth it! Who needs a spine when you have EYES to stare at this magical music video which is entertaining AF while also challenging society’s ideals for beauty in black women?!
I am in complete awe of Normani and her immense talent, incredible drive and her…
Daisy Hobbs
Daisy Hobbs is a Broadway actress, comedian & writer. She is the creator and star of the musical web series, “OUTCAST”. UCB NY. BFA Carnegie Mellon University.
